what's the word, bird?: Archive

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29569.) Bird is the word. That is all.

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Getting out of the swimming pool

jennyhoho: Expectation: Reality:

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When you know you're being annoying but you don't...

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I sneeze in class, no one says anything

dmojones: someone else sneezes like 2 seconds later EVERYONE in the whole classroom yells out “BLESS YOU!” and i’m just sitting here like

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cross the line if you over analyze every...

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fuckyeahsn00ki: I Am Not A Whore (requested by many)

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When you meet someone who gets your sense of humor...

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When Microsoft Word tries to tell you that you...

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When you're taking pictures with your friends,

Them: You: These gifs describe my life perfectly

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I remember when I was a kid, I went on the...

didyougetthepictureyet: and now it’s tumblr.

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Normal people vs. Me

ddirtylittlesecrets: How normal people say hello: How I say hello: How normal people eat: How I eat: How normal people clap: How I clap: How normal people travel: How I travel: How normal people dance: How I dance: How normal people sing: How I sing: How normal people flip their hair: How I flip my hair:

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The rich girls steal, the pretty girls lie, the...

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LOLOLOL

yesterday was my birthday so i went to the mall with my mom so she can buy my shizz and we wandered into the apple store and someone left their facebook on so i changed his status to: “i left my facebook on at the apple store, i’m a douchebag” lol i thought i was so funny :D:D:D i wish i remembered his name so i can look at the comments he got

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That moment when you're running late and you can't...

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That awkward moment when you still cannot...

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trueeee story brah

vanessalsaadi: Going to class: Everyone: Me: Doing work: Everyone: Me: Lunch time: Everyone: Me: Someone tells a joke: Everyone: Me: Last bell rings on a Friday: Everyone: PARTY TIME Me: TUMBLR ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG YEAH LMAO perfect.

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